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What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com? This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win. Here are the lyrics, by request: I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by I saw that every month they’d charged my card about .95 so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry I had a house and family, but now everything is gone so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com

Slasher film spoof – inspired by radio host Dave Ramsey’s approach to debt reduction. A man has nightmares about high credit card debt, wakes up and proceeds to do unpeakable things to his credit cards